Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-34478085-20190114235249


 * Static* Phssst...Hi Phil, this is Nightwing...NIGHTWING.  Geez Phil, you're not into code names.  Okay, this is Barney.

I'm at the Poet's Square, as per TinyMeow's request....TINYMEOW...oh geez, Mayor Smallcat. Phil, get with the times! Anyway, as Code Enforcement Officer, he sent me over to check out all the stray items left strewn about the newly opened square. He's concerned that it might hinder our culteral development.

He thinks the curse has left items all over Darkwood, but I think it's all the stray animals that have scavenged and pilfered things, then left them in odd places.

I'm off to the Hunter's Cabin to see if I can borrow some live have-a-heart traps. Can you come over and help me carry some? Whadda ya mean you're floating in the pool?! Phil, I think the good life has gotten to you! You attend one Beat Poets' gathering at one of the squares and now you're too uppity to do your job.

Now, get your grumpy overprivileged rump over here and help me trap these raccoons. and squirrels. And stray cats. And some little moppety dog called Muffin. Oh! You've got him over there at the pool? Well, keep him in custody. I got a report that he tried to start a fight with Lady What's-Her-Name's pampered little pooch who wears the sweaters... 