Thread:Sleimansh/@comment-44798646-20200124041557/@comment-44798646-20200127173535

Phew!😰 Good thing I copied first! Ok, take 2...3...4...5...😠...😡...🤬...ok, wt...

Hey, Sle. So, just so you know, every word I say is true.☝️👍I know it sounds like a work of creative comedic fiction, perhaps for a B line sitcom...(sometimes, tragic drama, depending what part I write about 🤪😩)😁, but it’s every bit true...I’m not creative enough to make this s.tuff up.😄 It’s just been 21 years with my mil so I have a lot to draw on and it’s truly my everyday experiences. It is, admittedly, a bit 🤨weird that they’re here and hubby isn’t (and has filed for divorce...yet still, 4 months later has yet to say 1 word to me, despite several times being within 10 feet of me🤔🤯🤪🙃🤣 what’s up with that?!) ...but she really is one of the most clueless (& truly conniving) people I’ve ever seen in my life, except my own grandma, my mom’s mil. We’ve often said it’s my mil channeling my grandma but in Vietnamese!😳🤯🤣 I’ve often thought growing up was on the job training for my future!😁(I loved my grandma very much, I’m just honest about what’s real🤷🏻‍♀️😊...)

Ok, on to the really important stuff...😁

Hâhhahaha!! You make me giggle and Mỹ Bellysonic giggle!

Oops!☺️☺️ Had the Vietnamese keyboard on...I meant...you make me giggle and my belly jiggle!...It’s so funny the way that keyboard interprets English!🤣🤣 I know I’m big but I didn’t know I had a SONIC belly! OR that it giggled!🤣🤣 haha, gurgled, groaned, on occasion even squeaked, but not giggled😳😨(I’ll consult my dr immediately☝️)...it’s not a translator, the keyboard that is, not my belly😁, I think it’s phonetic but it’s “hilarious”(which interestingly is the same in both languages because I had vn on there!😁)

Weeelllll, I’m not complaining either. I’m glad you had the good sense to friend the...♻️(Wait, no that’s recycling, that’s a good thing)...☯️(Nope, I’m wrong again, yes, energy and chaos,but the wrong one,shoot! Come on 🧠, you’re embarrassing me here☺️)... ☢️☣️⚛️(Noooo,🧐I don’t think that’s it either. Hmmm🤔, that could potentially be pretty bad, 💣catastrophic even, but not what could cause THIS doomsday apocalypse... 👩🏽‍🔬👨🏻‍🔬👩🏿‍🚀👨🏼‍🚀scientists seem to have at least a rudimentary grasp on how dangerous THEIR power is)...

I’VE GOT IT!😃☝️...You had the good sense to befriend the (👨🍊)survivors and magicians!!😳🤣🤣(it’s either🤣laugh or😭cry)... (🙋🏼‍♀️it was a long👩🏼‍💻🚶🏻‍♂️to get😆, was it worth it?🤷🏻‍♀️, did you get it? If not, remember where I’m from.😁)

The glitch did have some good effects, it’s been raining ♦️(there’s no ruby emoji), 💰(there’s no coin/gold one) 🦄🦋🌈 and even food🍊(😁)ever since but one negative...they must be exhausted from going underground hideout from the 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ because they apparently can’t count!

Tragic, really,😔 but better for you and me because, I really love those reptiles💚(& all the other booty)! I shared the first set I got. I need 2 more of them to finish MY set💕👏🏻. They are so freakin cute!🦎🐸 Probably shouldn’t pet them though, I think they were in the 🍊blast radius...those colors are NOT natural...

Disclaimer (in my most serious, deep, announcer voice)***☝️🤨Being apocalyptic survivors or the inability to count are serious conditions and should not be taken lightly. I was speaking in jest here, not actually do I believe they are. I’ll go make a donation to their cause forthwith. Also, to that of unnaturally colored reptiles. Anyone who joined in the jesting should do the same.

😃Have a gỗ day. Have a gổ lùng. I Hà Lấgna.👅😋Tum. Have a good day. Have a good lunch. I had lasagna 👅😋yum

😁🧡L