Thread:Mollxty/@comment-34343471-20200210222430/@comment-34343471-20200211013231

Typical conversation.

Child:  I have a pain in my pelvic area. Do I have cancer?

Father:  No, you probably tweaked a muscle from lifting weights.

Child:  But I might have cancer.

Father:  What weights were you lifting today:

Child: I deadlifted 200 pounds. Do I have cancer?

Fahter:  Sigh!