Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-40226390-20200106105350/@comment-34478085-20200121234722

Good idea Portia! I'll be your first client. I need you to divine for me: A)  Will I croak from radon gas radiating into my home through my crawl space? B) Will Keanu Reeves ever come to sweep me off my feet? C) If so, will he be too late to save me from the radon gas?

Several years ago our buildings facilities manager and I went to a training given by our state on state contract law and requirements. This guy got up there and started this terrifying presentation on radon gas. The whole audience looked confused and dumbfounded and I finally plucked up the courage to ask if we were in the right training. The presenter just said perkily, "Oh yeah.  I just tagged on with this guy.  He'll be next!" There's nothing like being a captive audience to a frightening radon gas horrors presentation! It was interesting, but weird that we weren't told that we'd be gettting his presentation too. Hmmm...which Darkwood location might have radon gas? My money would be on Agnes' Lair (the Dark Forest?  I think that's what it's called.). It probably has a lot of other noxious fumes too.