Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31028364-20170304223509

Hello Fellow Seekers,

I'm trying to write something for the Darkwood Gazette and the recent DOC (Darkwood Object Collective) I'd like to get some historical background.

I'm looking to interview some of the objects and need to know which of them are some of the oldest. I want my story to be accurate and factural. I mean when I'm talking to the Kettles' family, wheels, Teddy Bears or Rocking Horses I don't wish to insult them because I am new to town.

I hastily, tried to interview the Morphs but they are a rather tight lipped bunch and come and go so quickly I can't always catch them to ask my questions.

There's talk from the other objects that they just might want to unionize. Maybe the Dark Mist has thickened over the city. Some complain about being overworked or under utilized, crowded working conditions, disgust with the Morphs because they "may or may not show up for work" while others are put to work constantly with few breaks in between, especially during challenge quests. The mine workers are not too happy either with their poor lighting conditions and tools that are just too hard to reach. Then there's the animals group who complain about being shot at by eyeglasses or lightening.

This is serious and I'm going to be interviewing the Mayor to get his opinion of what should be done. In the meantime, whatever you can contribute to my article(s) would be most helpful.

Oh yes, and then there's CIC (Collection Item Contingency) who is demanding more participation by the Artifacts and of course the Artifacts have something to say about that.

I'm sorry to be so brief but I need to get to the Department of the Treasury to find out their rationale behind the surplus of undervalued coins due to an inabililty to spend.

Egads folks this is serious. I'll keep you posted as the Convention continues.

Debwiki, Stringer for the the Darkwood Gazette 