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Since it's cold and flu season, I hope none of you catch Double Petunia, as one of my best friends' dad used to recite:

Do you know what double petunia is?

Well,a petunia is a flower, like a begonia.

A begonia is a meat like a sausage.

A sausage and battery is a crime.

Monkeys crime trees.

Trees a crowd.

A rooster crowd in the morning and made a noise.

A nose is on your face like your eyes.

Eyes is the opposite of nays.

A horse nays and has a colt.

You go to bed with a colt, and wake up with double petunia!