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Sassy Squirrel is so cute!

When I go on vacation and no one comes to feed my squirrels (or sometimes even if they do), my naughty squirrels gnaw on the feeder! I had to buy a metal one to discourage that, but the little beggars have tried to gnaw that too! (I can tell because the paint has two perfect teeth markes on it where one made an attempt.)

LOL, I can't tell the gender of all my squirrels, but sometimes when they are standing up eating you can determine it. If I don't know, I just call the squirrel Furkins.

They run across my roof, and sometimes they sound like a thundering herd. I yell at them, "Furkins!  Scamper more quietly!!" And, they do! (I probably sound insane!  I assure you, I am actually one of the two prosecutors in our county who is responsible for involuntary commitment of the mentally ill.  Then again, that doesn't necessarily ensure that I'M sane now, does it?!)