Thread:ParisPC/@comment-44798646-20200128074842/@comment-44798646-20200128081430

How yung are you? I’m 46. I think you’re pretty young...👩closer to this one than🧓🏼👵🏽these...am I right, or are you just young at 💜?😍😍😍 Of course, I look like I have a unicorn horn with white hair in the front of my head sticking STRAIGHT up. And it’s not soft and silky...NO! It’s wired!😠 right in the front, between my 👀...it’s fabulous! So, even though my number says 👱🏻‍♀️, my body says🧓🏼. Waaaaaaaa😭😭😭. No, actually, I don’t really care about my unicorn horn. I’m waiting for it to bring me treasure. What REALLY gets me is my beard and 🧔🏻mustache!!! I’m a GIRL! But...I have thyroid and pcos, so, my body doesn’t know that. It thinks I’m a boy🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Grrrrrrrr. Oh yeah! Sorry—-got distracted...you know...my brain thought path, can go ANYWHERE 🤪🤪🤪 it’s an adddveeeeeeenntuuuuree!😁😁😁

I have noticed that there doesn’t seem to be any tweens on here!🤩(but if there are, welcome tweens, all are welcome here🤗. Here’s a test...do I seem ancient or young to you?😁😁😁 either way...I hope you had a wonderful, wonderful party!!and that your special day was everything you hoped and more...you’re very very lucky to have people that love you enough and think highly enough of you to do that👍👏🏻😍not everyone does. Appreciate it, ok💜💜💜

May this year be your best yet!...all your plans for goals fall into place, your health start to listen to your will and behave, and your dreams become reality...🥂🥂🥂To 2020 For Paris🗼🗼🗼(sorry, I had to throw that one in there because I’m sure NOBODY has eeeevvvveeerrrr made that one before! Cause I’m an original jeanyus!👍😁)

I also hope that if you read this in the next little bit, it will exhaust your brain sooooooooooo much that you will then fall into a deep, relaxing slumber that will carry you alllll the way to morning😍😍