Thread:JBomb107/@comment-36124971-20181009145820/@comment-28829111-20181009212845

Ummm...sorry to drop in but as a friend, Anne, I have to say...you are befriending Jason weeks before Halloween??? Don’t you watch horror flicks? Please don’t go down in the dark basement to check on that noise after he is amidst your friends. And don’t coming running to my Grotto!

(This post is not about any factual person and may not be an omen of fear to come. Accepting Jason may cause excessive sweating, palpitations, and hallucinations. Consult your witch doctor if these symptoms or any others arise during the friendship. In rare cases of stabbings or axe wounds Dial 91* or head to your nearest hospital)