Thread:Bbbkn/@comment-36016297-20180731170914/@comment-36016297-20180802133416

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came across a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower. How much do you want for the mower asked the preacher. I’m just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle said the little boy. After a moment of consideration the preacher asked will you take this bike in trade for it. The said you got a deal The preacher took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response. The preacher called the little boy over and said I cant get this mower to start The little boy said that’s because you have to cuss at it to get it started The preacher said I’m a minister and I can’t cuss it’s been so long since I was saved that I don’t know if I remember how to cuss The little boy looked at him happily and said just keep pulling on that string it’ll come back to you

Personal observation. String is just plain nasty is it it!