Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32823535-20191205052234/@comment-44123106-20191206214729

Why has no-one said to Amy, "And that, my dear, is why you should be careful for what you wish!" And send her off to apologise to her Granddad. Peter should be treated in similar fashion.

And why does she, a 10-year-old, know so much about the old gentleman's movements? This is very worrying to me.

I hope that they stuff Mayor Smallcat headfirst into the bran tub at the grand raffle. Will we find Col. Hammerstrike and Helen making out behind the bushes?

I'm going to stop now, before the pictures require brain bleach....